20. flawed. forgetful ditz. pride issues. I have a great pedo stare.

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burgrs:

[somersaults through your window] reassures u that u r not annoying me and i appreciate ur existence [kisses u on the cheek] [back flips out your window]

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my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

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slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

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hocuslucas:

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…
carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

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emoij:

emoij:

emoij:

a guy walks into a bar

everyday 

he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him 

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dontmesswithpluto:

If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that’s what they’re getting

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Natalie Dormer as Cressida